Am I going to have to wear a star? Where am I going to put the star!? -PeridoritoPeridorito is Lapis Lazuli's bae and waifu for laifu. She is the most MLG green dorito to ever live and she lives off only doritos and mountain dew. She is currently working for Yellow Banana as a secret agent sent to spy on the Crystal Clods. Peridorito often tries to be serious but her clumsy, dorkyness always shines though showing that she's not quite as threatening as she first seems. Despite often trying to act serious she is a kid at heart and has a mischevious, fun loving, cocky side to her. Peridorito also has a secret soft side she only shows around Lapis. In secret... SPOILER ALERT ...she is a midget.