Jasper is a tiger and also a lion. Lions and tigers are big cats. Jasper is big. Jasper is also a tiger and lion. Therefore Jasper is a cat. A big cat. Cats purr. Jasper is really Jaspurr. Cheeto Illuminati comfirmed. 


  • Jaspurr is a cheeto puff. 
    • Cheeto sounds like cheetah.
      • Jaspurr is also cheetah comfirmed.
  • Jaspurr is 3 cats.
    • Three is the number of sides on a triangle.
      • The illuminati is a triangle.
        • Jaspurr is illuminati X2 comfirmed.

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