I need to write this intentionally crappy fan fiction

Toby Fox and Monster Kid went to Snowdin but they got snowed in. Monster kid loves movies and stuff so they watched Mettaton NEO reenact Titanic with 600 dogs and the amalgamates and it was the most beautyful thing they had ever seen. I watched it too because it sounds amazing and i can put myself in this story. Lapras was there too because I just wrote her in. We all loved it and it was amazing and stuff. Asriel, Grillby and Toriel hated it so i killed them because i can and then i reset because i decided killing them was mean.